I was poking around on the world wide web today and I came across another top ten list for sprucing up your blog. The very first bullet point was "use a light background." And then she went on to say "I won't look around a dark blog - it hurts my eyes." And then she backed it with studies. Hmmm. I guess I can take a hint. Or a kick in the pants. So white. Boring, but clean. With a couple of my favorite colors to make ME happy when I visit.
So this is a test post and I really don't have anything new that I can share. I contemplated sharing something very, very old, but that got ruled out. Not from embarrassment, but from the sheer pain in the neck-ness of photographing or scanning 12x12 layouts.
However, I did download the Instagram FOR ANDROID app yesterday. And yes, that's yelling. Don't even get me started on the whole thing. I have one word for you: Sneetches. Ok, that's too vague. I love the Dr. Suess book The Sneetches - you remember it, right? There are the Star Belly Sneetches and the Plain Belly Sneetches. Of course the Star Belly Sneetches are the cool ones! Duh! And one day a man comes to town with a machine that will put stars on the bellies of the plain belly Sneetches. And OF COURSE once the Plain Belly Sneetches have access to stars, stars instantly fall out of vogue. The man re-jiggers his machine and makes it a star-off machine. And then (of course) all the Sneetches are running through his star-off/star-on machine, throwing all their money at the man until they're broke and exhausted and no one can remember who was cool to start and who wasn't. And I'll leave it at that... ;)
So anyway, I loaded Instagram yesterday and suddenly everything needs to be photographed.
Like this cute and rusty Bug. Which is cute enough already, but the little smiley painted on the window pushes it right over the top. CUTE.
And then we dyed Easter eggs today. I am 43 years old and I don't think that I have ever ONCE dyed a good looking Easter egg. I think every good looking egg I've ever seen must have been PhotoShopped. Even the pictures I saw in 1979. I don't think dying a good looking egg is even possible. Aren't Easter eggs supposed to be pastel colored? And no...the jewel tones are not an effect.
Did you notice the weird spot on that red one? (Ted said it looked like a buckeye. And damned if that's not an accurate assessment). Well, we had 12 cups that were deep enough for the eggs, but that wasn't enough colors according to Molly. The little Pyrex condiment dishes really aren't deep enough and that's what happens when the egg isn't fully dunked.
Maggie, the overachiever and artist that she is, looked at that wonky pale spot and said "That would look cool with a silhouette in it." Um. Ok. I guess? Well, no need to guess:
And can't everyone have a thought like that then pick up a fine point Sharpie and freehand Victorian woman's silhouette on an egg? Hell, I couldn't even do the ovals she did around the lady's head. Oh, and there's a matching Victorian man, too. You'll just have to take my word on that.
Okay. That's the end of my mic check. Let me know if you like it. If you hate it, pretend you didn't stop by. :P